Good pit bull guardians

  

Checklist

How to Determine if You’d Make a Good Pit Bull Owner:

1. If a giant pink mumu is your idea of business casual, you shouldn’t own a pit bull.

2. If you want to name your dog “Viscious,” Tyson, Killer, Jaws … you shouldn’t own a pit bull.

3. If you and five of your closest friends have guns and you’re not out of high school – you shouldn’t own a pit bull.

4. If the first thought that enters your head when you see a cat is “bait!” You shouldn’t own a pit bull.

5. If you think your pit bull will enlarge your penis – you shouldn’t own a pit bull.

6. If you have a personal parole officer – you shouldn’t own a pit bull.

7. If your idea of a great home business is selling pit bull puppies, you shouldn’t own a pit bull.

8. If your idea of a good workout is going to the fridge for a beer during a commercial break for the Jerry Springer Show, you shouldn’t own a pit bull.

9. If you want a guard dog – you shouldn’t get a pit bull.

10. If you want a dog so you can fight it, sell it, beat it and abandon it – you should receive compassionate education and guidance. After you’ve been neutered or spayed.

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About beautifulpitbulls
This blog is dedicated to the responsible and loving people who see beyond stigma and myth, and have thus enriched themselves with the purest of love from these so-called "dreaded pit bulls."

2 Responses to Good pit bull guardians

  1. Lore says:

    I like it, i own a pit puppy and i did not got him for non of those reasons…

  2. katie says:

    i love that.no one should own a pit or pit mix if thats why they want them.pit’s are great dogs not fighters or just a pet they are part of the family one of the kids.

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